The Golden Fleece
or
Goodnight Hades!
Following a recent archaeological discovery in
Greece
, we can now reveal the contents of one of the papyri found… “From the desk
of Pelias, King of Ambrosia – ‘Wanted! Several Heroes to set sail
immediately, if not sooner, aboard the famed vessel Argo, to the
Island
the Dead, in search of The Golden Fleece. Successful applicants unfortunately
may face the wrath of several monsters and also may encounter a stream of really
outrageous puns. Apply online to www.imustbeoutofmymind.com
or personally at the
Royal
Palace
, Just Behind Lidl’s, the High Street, Ambrosia.’” Several archaeologists
doubt the authenticity of this papyrus, concluding it’s just another cheap and
spurious attempt at advertising yet another of those blessed “AA Pantos”. A
charge we furiously deny!
(14 Principals and Chorus)
CLICK
HERE for
sample scene
